Хронометраж:
0:00 — Вступление
0:38 – Правильно говорить не про вьетнамскую войну, а про индокитайскую войну
2:46 – Тордесильясский договор между Испанией и Португалией
9:13 – Уже тогда было заложено семя раздора
18:51 – Куда шли португальцы?
25:28 – По суше проходил Великий шелковый путь
32:05 – К этим прекрасным местам в конце XVI века подбираются англичане и голландцы
41:27 – Из-за конкуренции двух корпораций начинаются англо-голландские войны
44:51 – О зверствах колонизаторов
51:22 – Девятилетняя война
56:55 – Семилетняя война
59:50 – Англичане выходят на границу с Индокитаем
1:01:03 – Иезуитские миссии
1:10:12 – Кохинхина была европейцам открыта
1:14:15 – Французский епископ становится политиком
1:18:42 – Нгуен Фук Ань бежит к Таксину
1:22:37 – Французы временно перестали помнить где находится Вьетнам
1:25:44 – Ле Хьен-тонг обращается за помощью к Маньчжурской династии Цин
1:31:00 – Войска Фук Аня громят тэйшонов
1:36:12 – Империя, над которой не заходит солнце
1:37:09 – В 1819 году в Малайе появляется интереснейший человек
1:42:12 – Войны того периода были крайне осложнены периодом дождей
1:50:23 – К концу 1880-х годов Вьетнам превращается во французскую колонию
Список литературы:
Cady, John F. South East Asia: Its historical development.
Hall, D. G. E. A history of South-east Asia. — Macmillan, 1981.
Brendon, Piers. The Decline and Fall of the British Empire, 1781–1997. — Random House, 2007.
Li, Tana. Southern Vietnam under the Nguyễn / Tana Li, Anthony Reid. — Australian National University, 1993.
Blackburn, Terence R. (2009). The Defeat of Ava: The First Anglo-Burmese War, 1824-26 (Hardcover ed.). A. P. H. Publishing
Чешков М. А. Очерки истории феодального Вьетнама: (по материалам Вьетнамских хроник XVIII—XIX вв.). — М.: Наука, 1967
Мхитарян С. А. История Вьетнама. — М.: «Наука», 1983
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While youve still got time.
Hey!
Get your boy on his knees
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Ill make you fall in love.
For a spell that cant be broken,
One drop should be enough.
Boy, you belong to me,
I got the recipe
And its called black magic
(and its called black magic)
Take a sip of my secret potion,
One taste and youll be mine.
Its a spell that cant be broken
Itll keep you up all night
Boy, you belong to me,
I got the recipe
And its called black magic
(and its called black magic)
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(I got the recipe)
Wanna know what it is make the boys want more!
(now you belong to me)
(now you belong to me)
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Ill make you fall in love.
For a spell that cant be broken,
One drop should be enough.
Boy, you belong to me (hey!)
I got the recipe.
And its called (black magic), and its called, and its called black magic!
Take a sip of my secret potion,
One taste and youll be mine.
Its a spell that cant be broken
Itll keep you up all night
Boy, you belong to me (belong to me)
I got the recipe
And its called black magic
(and its called black magic)
Falling in love (hey!)
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It’s hailing taquitos
At the park, over the yard
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Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Guacamole, sour cream
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VO: Owww, my eye!
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It’s hailing taquitos
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There’s beef, and chicken, and potato
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It’s hailing taquitos
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight)
They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot)
They keep falling from the sky (they keep on falling)
They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot
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VO: Owww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!
VO: What is that?
VO: It’s the tacobot 3000!
VO: He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray
VO: And turning them into harmless tacos
VO: We’re saved
VO: Hooray!
VO: It’s a miracle
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